HIMN of Professor Finnigan

If normal is a null set
Can’t but vary from the mean
Only a fool believes
He can step twice in the same stream
In every golden apple
There resides a golden worm
With hooks set good and deep in
For a while the worm won’t turn
Average represents ever shifting sands
Whole is only found in constant changing plans
No permanence
Serenity
A recipe from memory
No instructions
No formality
No illusion of reality
Cause cannot affect
Except as it was too
The average Canadian
Has less than one instead of two